How Not To Blog ?

Alabama wants to burn books. Someone needs to burn Alabama and fuck whoever's in charge in the ass.

Why do most people assume that rich people want to be rich, but no poor person wants to be poor? I'd say the majority of rich people are comfortable with their position, as are the majority of poor people. That's like an overweight mamma saying she wants to lose weight but she still eats junk and drinks diet whatever every day. Get real! Shut your trap and change your thought patterns, and stop acting like you're poor (or fat).

Tony Blair says, "I have never told a lie". What bullshit. I think he's a pathological liar just like his counterpart, George Bush.

Fuck it! If the people don't do anything with "Gaygate" (George Bush and James Guckert, sitting in a tree...) then that's evidence enough for me that most people have become brainwashed vegetables, scared shitless of the boogeyman presidency, and are hypnotized like a freaking deer about to be run over by a big rig. If it were Bill Clinton and some chick they'd be all over the shit. They can thank their limp neurons for their particular brand of strategic planning.

How does Adam Sandler make more money per film than Brad Pitt? They're both ageing talents, but I thought that Mr. Pitt was a big puller of both men and women into the theatre (women for looks, men ever since Fight Club so they say). Get a new fucking agent, Brad, and stop trying to bradbang beautiful women. Focus on your career before your bad skin makes you unattractive on HDTV.

And why the fuck is Willem Dafoe in XXX: State of the Union? Why does he want to take out his action shoes, with this movie and Spiderman? I like seeing him in films but he looks too fucking old to be running around in tights. Most likely, he just needs to pay the bills like anyone else. He's out of Gas. And get the Ice Cubes out of the sun while you're at it. Who thinks of action! or suspense! when they see a short stout black man? Put Sammy Jackson in the action shoes and put Ice Cube in a lab coat and glasses.

Don't the folks at Fox News get tired of hyping up missing white people that aren't "white trash"? (Cute little girls from trailer parks not included.) I guess they know what their audience wants to see. People are such suckers.

How long must we think that "global warming" is caused by human activity? This report says the sun, ironically, is the cause. Once again, we can't think beyond ourselves being the end-all-be-all problem and solution to everything that ever was. Yes, yes. We are the alpha and omega.

Looks like South America is ready to implode. If the Russia-China alliance would stop sending arms their way, so many factions in countries there wouldn't be so inclined to gun the shit out of their fellow citizens.

A $2.7 TRILLION cut to social security? Bastard.

Ever think that premature death due to disease, war, plague, etc., is nature's way of balancing out unsustainable populations? Animals understand this, except they usually eat or kill their weakest members. What do humans do? The humane thing, of course. We want everyone to live as long as possible, no matter what. Unless of course, you're poor.

If there was no such thing as 'sin', would that be good or bad for christians and catholics? A lifetime of brainwashing may cause you to love it. You need 'sin' just like you need 'the devil'. What other purpose outside of your conflicting personal struggles between 'good' and 'evil' does your life serve?

What, is Warren Buffet beyond the fucking law or something? Throw that bitch in prison! Let him learn the French definition of his last name while getting screwed by the local "investors" who make nightly "deposits". He still lives in the same house that he bought for $13,000 (frugal bitch). At least he's not stealing from the rich and spending it on himself like his non-Gates friends are doing.

Our bodies are truly amazing. Can you think of anything else that does so much, works so well, for so long? It's your greatest asset. Now go and fuck it up some more tonight as you down all kinds of toxic beverages. What's a few weeks less of your pathetic life?

Why are so many men inclined to participate in 3-way sexual acts, be pissed on or fucked in the anus with a strapon by some woman, or getting drunk and doing lots of crazy shit, but you never hear of a guy going to the movies or to dinner with his mother, unless it's a special occassion? Dude, nobody's gonna think you're "banging" some chick old enough to be your mom. Oh, wait.. yes they are.