04/14/05
05:29:13 am, Categories: Spam
Solution to the National Debt Problem
Easy! Lease out Alaska for 1,000 years to any entity (or hedge fund bastard) who will want the shit. 365,000,000 acres for only $10,000 each. A steal, especially since the equator will be running through it before you know it. Only 160,000 acres are currently in use. Just move these people to Nevada or something.
The buyer doesn't need to pay cash or anything. It'll be a no-cash deal. We'll just transfer our nearly $8 trillion in IOU's into their happy little pockets. Won't China be looking to expand their territories soon enough? Or is everyone just pretending that 2 billion Chinese will live a country slightly smaller than the US in the year 2050?
In the future, it'll be all about maintaining Chinese happiness.
