03/14/05
11:04:18 pm, Categories: Politics & Religion
Ban on fags and dykes getting hitched unconsitutional, says gay judge
"A judge ruled Monday that California's ban on gay marriage is unconstitutional," Associated Press reports.
Now, thousands of gay men who just love to pound each other in the poop shoot will not fuck so much now that they're married. I'm sure the head of my department will want to move westward ho and settle down with some new Jack. Maybe then he'll stop looking so fucking tired every morn from the anonymous bang the night before.
Does this also mean that housing prices will drop in San Francisco because of the pool of available (and single) homosexuals will run dry? (And why are homosexual areas always the most expensive part of town?) Marriage is definitely not good for the economy. People double up and save! They start carpooling and shacking up, even sharing the grocery bill and blowing each other for FREE. Married gays won't even purchase condoms or cruise in bars on "American Idol" night anymore. California's Gay Dick Population (GDP) will drop like Steve's pants whilst dancing onstage at the Manhole last weekend.
All the crime, pollution, corruption, and crap that goes on in this country and Ma and Pa have to cry about "gay marriage" between two consenting people. Some innocent queen gets beaten to a pulp, or even killed, one day in their own backyard and they won't say much of anything. But when the same man wants to get married, they start yelling at the news and talking about how fags and Mexicans (and Mexican fags.. aye the worst, chica!) are taking over this country.
Could there be any other place in the world more segregated than the US? Truly, it's not homosexuals with something up their ass.
