How Not To Blog ?

Wired news used to be a good, clean place to get your tech news from. But ever since the porn star news reporter, "Gina Lynn", came onboard... things have been a little different. (Ok.. she's not the Gina Lynn, but I'm pretty sure they're both using fake pornstar names.)

Now, instead of the regular news and on-time-every-time monthly rave about some new military gizmo we have to deal with a sex-deprived techie whose every article seems to be about cybersex.

First there was Fleshbot, the porn blog so often linked to by the Disney-and-Porn obsessed BoingBoing.net (did they ever figure out how to work their site?) Its popularity spawned dozens of copycat blogs trying to make their publisher's fetishes popular so they won't feel so bad about the size of their penises.

Wired.com, give me technology news. If I want to read something that will turn my private into a soldier I'll peruse Craigslist's WSW section.

Other blogs, you don't need to put in a picture of a new type of vibrator or a closeup of my vagina every week just to garner additional interest.

I suppose the only job a washed-up actress can get these days is playing herself.

I bet they bought her at a discount rate. Heck, she's probably doing it for free to get some publicity.

Watch out! If her show is successful we will see the return of Gary Coleman, the other midget from Fantasy Island (or is he DEAD?), and Corey "Crack Head" Feldman.

Hollywood is out of ideas again. How about a line of television shows based on successful movies if you can't think of anything?