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Hiding sex abuse? C'mon. The new pope hasn't been in office a week and already he needs to go back home.

Pope Benedict XVI faced claims last night he had 'obstructed justice' after it emerged he issued an order ensuring the church's investigations into child sex abuse claims be carried out in secret.

Does anybody give a shit? Why don't the Vatican allow the Roman Catholic churches to vote on the next pope. Are they afraid it might upset their brotherhood of mofos?

Fucking Nazi bitches.

emusic.com actually paid someone to do this? 1) A teacher who tells students to go to the emusic.com website from a computer that isn't plugged in; 2) some guy with a suit and tie burning a shitload of music CDs instead of working; and 3) a couple old people who don't really look like they like any kind of music, much less know how to download

Shut the fuck up about the End of Oil. The end of public access to water is the real concern.

Are the racist Minutemen (Minutepersons, Minuteholes) still welcoming dark people into the country? How funny.. theives don't like to be stolen from. Who do they think will support their asses in their old age? Uhh... the population needs to grow, dumbfucks. They know this, but don't want people that aren't white populating their future. The future is colored, my friend, unless your learn to love your wife's fat ass and engage her more often instead of surfing for internet porn, and end up having more babies because of your pursuits.

Fucking divide Iraq into two parts already and get the hell out of there! What could be a more graceful exit solution, as there truly would be no end to the "war".

Who in power gives a real shit about deficits? Most of us are doomed anyway, economy or not. Best thing they can do is milk the system for all it's worth. Way to go!

Nice move, RIAA. Create a virus that targets music-lovers by deleting MP3 files on their computers. Er... piss off people who love music? You're so fucking stupid. Next, you'll conspire to raise CD prices. Then you'll be using bittorrent to distribute your products, just like your brothers in the movie studios are now starting to do. Is there anybody upstairs? You know which teet to suck on, bitches.

Women and men would each be lost without the other sex. A planet of women would be a whole world of bitching and competitive back-stabbing. They'd fucking go nuts! But they probably wouldn't kill each other off in 3 days like a planet full of men would. Thank goodness for the balance that the other sex provides, and for the canceling effects that homosexuals, bisexuals, and asexuals provide (without whom we'd probably have hundreds of millions more people).

Wow. Exactly 10,000 fugitives caught. All on the same day. You expect me to believe that shit?

The rich this.. the rich that. Top 1%. Bottom of my ass! Do something with your life more than picking your fucking nose and watching television shows. You can masturbate and write poetry all fucking day if you use the first 5 years out of the gate making millions of moolahs. You should know money makes our world go round and round. Or did you miss out on that lesson?

What.. is the new pope immune from investigation of his Nazi background? Somebody please wake up. I'm all for a good end-of-the-world scenario but you gotta balance out an evil man in a high position with some good. Like in the fucking movies! Rent Star Wars if you want to see how to defeat the mofo.

Would Bush and his co-conspirators come clean regarding the World Trade Center demolition? Nah.. they don't have to. Most people are so fucking stupid, they can get away with pretty much anything. They don't even have to make much effort to hide it.

Yes, Dorothy. Some people want bad things to happen to them. Just take a look around. Great learning experience, but they think "things just happen" to them. Totally out of touch with their emotions. A noble cause, if only one knew. You must have read too many fairy tales as a child, Dorothy.

War is becoming normalized. Great condition-marketing, assholes! Why don't you find a different set of friends in publishing and start a new campaign to stamp out declining rates of literacy and common sense? Oh, wait. There's more money in war. Nevermind.

The Vatican, along with its associated trash, are evil. Cover up sex abuse (ie, permit sex abuse) but tell the flock not to use condoms or have abortions under any circumstances, even in marriage? The only hell is the one they create.

What will Pope Sidious do his first year in office? Take control of the European Union and re-establish it as the Holy Roman Empire? Re-ignite the Inquisition (currently, the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, of which Pope Sidious is head) to banish the enemies of the Empire (all other religions, which he says are enemies of the Empire) and rekindle the Empire's relationship with Nazi Germany (remarketing the doctrine under a different name, of course, which is what the US president Bush attempted to do at the start of the 21st century)?

This former member of Hitler Youth and US prisoner of war, and possibly still current Nazi-in-secret, has a fearsome reputation and may be poised to refashion the dying Roman Catholic Church into a geopolitical entity of immense power, with untold wealth accumulated and stolen over a millennia and base of over 1 billion members from wealthy and powerful countries.

Could it be easier for Pope Sidious to proclaim himself the only entity with the moral authority to assume control of the EU and, perhaps, the world? The Empire rises again.

Some thoughts for the new pope, Benedict 16.

Fuck it all! Let the Roman Catholic Church die with the British monarchy. They're both sad and pathetic institutions that are well past their prime and approaching supreme irrelevancy.

Why are there more gays in a chuch than in your company's IT department, yet they preach about how sinful it is to dance horizontally with one of the same sex? They need to embrace all that shit and come up with a new marketing plan. If it weren't for their superior brainwashing skills, they'd have died out a long time ago.

Behind the Vatican curtain of secrecy lurked Pope Sidious (AKA Darth Benedict), a mysterious Inquisition Lord and puppet-master of the tumultuous events that brought an end to the Catholic Church.

The Inquisition had been extinct for a millennium, yet somehow, Pope Sidious, survived. In the waning years of the Catholic Church, the Inquisition returned, but Sidious was content to hide in the shadows. On the eve of his election as pope, Sidious delivered a sermon in which he reaffirmed his position that all religions outside of Roman Catholicism are defective and irrelevant.

[Also see, "Pope Sidious (AKA Darth Benedict). The Empire Rises Again"]

The brother of Pope Benedict XVI Georg Ratzinger, 81, said he was "very concerned" and "shocked" upon hearing that Cardinal Joseph Ratzinger had been elected as head of the Roman Catholic Church because of his age and frail health. [Article]

Bitch will be dead soon, and they'll have to start the process all over again. If we listen to Malachy's prophecies of the popes, the next pope will signal the end of the Roman Catholic church.

The new pope makes an interesting comment regarding his longevity:

When Ratzinger told cardinals in the conclave why he wanted to take on the name Benedict XVI, "one of the things he alluded to was the fact that Benedict XV, the last pope to have that name, had one of the shortest pontificates of the 20th century,"

What a fucking coincidence! The new pope, former Cardinal Ratzinger, presided over the Vatican conclave to elect the new pope.

You think the Cardinals at the Sistine Chapel conclave are actually voting?

Think again.

"People think that we are going to vote like in an election. But this is something completely different. We are going to listen to the Lord and listen to the Holy Spirit," Cardinal Oscar Andres Rodriguez Maradiaga of Honduras said in a homily.

It would be funny if their "holy spirit" blurted out a female's name. They'd shit their pants! .. and then elect one of their brothers to head up God's Church of Hopeless Men.

Awesome.. here's one way to rid the world of lots of people. Kill 'em all! The Pope's tomb will soon be open to tourists. Fuckers hold nothing sacred. If they're doing it the true Italian way, they will charge an admission fee. What else to do with a church that's quickly losing relevance in modern society? Milk it for what it's worth. Perhaps the next black Pope will bring the soul back to the church. People are funny. Lexis/Nexis has enabled quasi-public access to their massive database of consumer names, addresses, telephone numbers, social security numbers, criminal records, and other juicy details for years. If you worked in a law office, accounting office, or any other office with access you could literally find out anything on anyone. I have discovered that most people don't give a shit about much of anything. They have never learned how to use their brains. Sad. Somebody is too damn lazy to fix "the lazyweb". Get off your ass and stop the horde of blank posts. Yeah, but people are still too polite to take a shit while talking on the phone. Really, I'd rather hear a strange echo than listen to you breathing heavily, sweat dripping all down over the receiver. Would Jackson please kill himself already? That's the story we're all waiting for. Are they fucking suprised? Idiots. I'm actually hoping that one and the Lake Toba supervolcano will go off shortly. Perhaps then we'll all stop Ok. So the new Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy sucks. So what? It's not your movie to begin with. Come up with your own damn work of art. So now the bitch is a prolific Amazon affiliate. At least the books don't suck like the website. Funny, people still want to kiss his ass. Or, is it shock from being raped? Where's my porn podcast? I wouldn't listen to any of it but it's the only way internet technologies will rapidly evolve - cause people are more enthusiastic about having an orgasm than improving the internet landscape for the sake of it. (Fucking web elitists.) You actually read this shit? Do you expect me to wipe your ass and cook your dinner? Get off the fucking internet and go outside before they close it down! You don't want to be like these dumbfucks who think being on the web is an obligation. You'll still be cool if you don't know what's going on this very second.

Wow. Not only will they make money from donor donations, Terry Schiavo's parents will also fuck over donors by selling their personal data to a marketing company.

Talk about taking advantage of human kindness. Do they think these people had to give money to support a brain-dead humanoid and her plight? Middle America is such a sucker for a sob story. At least a dead pope is worth crying about, but crying over someone very few people cared about or knew existed a few months ago is pathetic.

I'm sure they'll get a million or so for "their story" to be made into a television show, if they haven't already.

Here's a quote from the New York Times:

Pamela Hennessy, an unpaid spokeswoman for the Schindlers, said she was initially appalled when she learned of the list's existence.

"It is possibly the most distasteful thing I have ever seen," Ms. Hennessy said. "Everybody is making a buck off of her."

They are worse than the lowlife scum who run the "Terry Schiavo Blog"

Looks like the Pope is just about dead.

Excerpt:

Pope John Paul II is receiving liquid feedings through a tube that has been inserted through his nose and winds down into his stomach, Vatican officials announced today, raising new alarms about the pope's deteriorating health and his ability to lead the Roman Catholic Church.

After reading the story, you wonder how coincidental it is to the current Terry Schiavo drama.

Well, what happens when the Pope dies in a couple of days? This article mentions some pretty old-fashioned rituals:

As soon as the pope dies, the Chamberlain of the Holy Roman Church -- a senior Vatican cardinal -- takes over. Usually referred to by the Italian title of 'Camerlengo' (chamberlain), he is the official who must ascertain that the pope is dead.

As recently as 40 years ago, the Camerlengo did this by tapping the pope's head three times with a small hammer and shouting his family name close to his ear, but that colorful ritual is not mentioned in the 1996 revisions made by Pope John Paul II to streamline the process, and referred to by the opening Latin words of the document as "Universi Domini Gregis..." -- The shepherd of the Lord's whole flock...

However, the Camerlengo is still required to slip the papal ring off the dead pope's finger, and smash the official papal seal.

The Globe and Mail had, on page F9 a few weeks ago a short article about Hunter S. Thompson, who apparently was writing an expose -type book or piece on the 9/11 WTC demolitions.

Hunter telephoned me on Feb. 19, the night before his death. He sounded scared. It wasn't always easy to understand what he said, particularly over the phone, he mumbled, yet when there was something he really wanted you to understand, you did. He'd been working on a story about the World Trade Center attacks and had stumbled across what he felt was hard evidence showing the towers had been brought down not by the airplanes that flew into them but by explosive charges set off in their foundations. Now he thought someone was out to stop him publishing it: "They're gonna make it look like suicide," he said. "I know how these bastards think . . ."

The New York Post also talks about it on March 4, "suicide fuels conspiracy buzz".

"There was a spent shell casing, but although there were six bullets left in the gun's clip, there was no bullet in the firing chamber, as there should have been under normal circumstances."

There was also a power down around the WTC buildings a couple of days before. Also see the video, "New York Firefighters Discuss Bombs in WTC Towers"

Funny, the Lone Gunman (X-Files spinoff) pilot episode on 3/2001 was about a WTC/airplane conspiracy.

The only conspiracy here is that the secret government wants a story on the WTC buildings being demolished by Bush & co. so that you won't think about his love monkey, Jeff Gannon.