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Search for something, get it backwards. Google News Backwards is my favorite - it makes the pathetic news reporting more exciting.

In the new Doctor Who series on BBC (Episode 4: "Aliens of London"), a spaceship crashes into Big Ben. Immediately after, an alien pig is found in the Thames river. Another race gets blamed for the attack while the real perpetrators are the government, working behind the scenes.

London is then put under martial law. They then use the staged attack as a pretext to launch a war on the other race, saying that the other race will attack earth with weapons of mass destruction if they don't attack first. It turns out that the real reason for the pre-emptive attack is to get the other planet's fuel reserves.

I wonder if the pig's driver's license expired on September 11, 2001 like Atta's? Smells like a rat to me.

According to the state of Florida, a Florida driving license "expires at midnight on the licensee's birthday which next occurs on or after the sixth anniversary of the date of issue." The pig's license expired 2 years after it was issued, and not on his birthday.

Here are a couple of photos of Bush and bitch, James Guckert (aka Jeff Gannon). In the first photo he seems to forget that he's on camera when he's looking at Guckert. He's gotta be stupid enough to have taken some dirty pictures. We'd love to see them! (I wonder if he has a hard-on in the last photo) Ahh.. the perils of sending your child to an all-boys school known for their gay sex romps.

[See also, "Some new revelations about the president's bitch", and "Does Bush have a bald head fetish?"]

So ironic... a man named Bush likes to touch bald heads! Maybe the psycho brain sees a big penis when it sees a bald head. Make a wish and rub it, you freak, and watch the magic genie come out.

I don't even know what to say about this article. Makes me want to puke on the technophobes here in the US that can only muster up a couple of MBs per second while other countries leave us in the dust. What's our fucking problem?

from the NeW York times...

Apple Computer has retaliated against the publisher of an unauthorized biography about Steven P. Jobs, its chief executive, by removing dozens of other technology books sold by the publisher from Apple stores around the world.

Apple removed the books last week from all 104 of its stores after failing in a monthlong attempt to persuade John Wiley & Sons not to release "iCon: Steve Jobs, the Greatest Second Act in the History of Business," which is to go on sale within the next six weeks, the publisher said.

The book's author, Jeffrey Young, said Mr. Jobs had nothing to fear from "iCon." It is a chronicle of Mr. Jobs's rise as an innovator and entrepreneur and includes details about his personal life, like his divorce and fight with cancer, he said.

"I thought the book was pretty positive and laudatory," Mr. Young said. "It covers his personal life and there is something about his illness. I wouldn't call any of it outrageous. I'm totally bewildered."

Mr. Young said Wiley & Sons sent a manuscript to Apple two weeks ago and the company responded by demanding that the publisher halt the release. Wiley & Sons decided instead to stand behind its author.

An Apple spokesman, Steve Dowling, said company executives were declining to comment.

Lori Sayde, a spokeswoman for the publisher, said the company would publish the biography in its entirety.

"We're hoping that they will re-evaluate their position because we have worked very hard to establish a good relationship with Apple," Ms. Sayde said.

Apple, based in Cupertino, Calif., is known for aggressively protecting its intellectual property, as well as its image.

In December, Apple sued 25 unnamed individuals, presumably Apple employees, who are supposed to have leaked confidential product information in violation of nondisclosure agreements and the California Uniform Trade Secrets Act.

Apple then subpoenaed the Internet providers of three online journalists who wrote about the secret products, seeking to identify their sources.

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As noted in HNTB's previous article, Asteroidal coincidence - Scientists soften the warning system, just as the number of meteors hitting and lighting up the earth is increasing, scientists want to dampen reports.

A brilliant green fireball streaked over New England on Sunday, April 24th, at about 8 pm EDT. What was it? Probably a small asteroid, sofa-sized or so, breaking up in Earth's atmosphere. Such space rocks hit Earth frequently, but they are seldom observed because they appear, e.g., during the day or over uninhabited ocean. This one disintegrated over a densely populated area during the dark of evening while many people were awake to see it.

Contrary to some reports, the fireball was not a Lyrid meteor.

Sooner or later, someone will come out with a grand unified field theory to explain all of this. It'll be the least-read piece of shit you ever didn't see.