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What will Pope Sidious do his first year in office? Take control of the European Union and re-establish it as the Holy Roman Empire? Re-ignite the Inquisition (currently, the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, of which Pope Sidious is head) to banish the enemies of the Empire (all other religions, which he says are enemies of the Empire) and rekindle the Empire's relationship with Nazi Germany (remarketing the doctrine under a different name, of course, which is what the US president Bush attempted to do at the start of the 21st century)?

This former member of Hitler Youth and US prisoner of war, and possibly still current Nazi-in-secret, has a fearsome reputation and may be poised to refashion the dying Roman Catholic Church into a geopolitical entity of immense power, with untold wealth accumulated and stolen over a millennia and base of over 1 billion members from wealthy and powerful countries.

Could it be easier for Pope Sidious to proclaim himself the only entity with the moral authority to assume control of the EU and, perhaps, the world? The Empire rises again.

Why the hell would you ship $3 trillion worth of "fake" federal reserve certificats and pay for it with your credit card?

Interestingly enough, the shipment was bound for Zurich and looks like it came from the Philippines.

Unless they printed up several thousand million-dollar notes, those crates contained about 30 billion $100 bills. That's 3 million of these packages.

The story is unbelievable. Somebody's getting their numbers wrong.

[Update]
I wasn't paying close attention to the last line, which reads, "...containing bogus federal bank reserve certificates"

The $3 trillion is in federal reserve certificates, which would probably mean a couple of hundred of these "cast-iron" boxes as opposed to thousands upon thousands.

This also may very well mean that the bonds, or notes, are real. It could be that these notes, if indeed genuine (from Ferdinand Marcos days?), were eventually going to be presented to the Federal Reserve for payment along with some unpaid shoe store invoices.

Most likely, though, it's another Philippine bond scam.

No matter what these people try to claim, Chinese men have small penises and will continue to have small penises until the end of time.

"Our conclusion is that Hong Kong people are no smaller than Western men, where their penises are concerned," said Chan Lung-wai, director of the Urology Center at the Union Hospital, who headed the study.

(Why they compared the penis size of "Hong Kong people" with Western men is beyond me. I guess there are a lot of transvestites in Asia.)

Did the urologists really obsess over the size of their penii enough to perform a study? There must be so many Chinese doctors nowdays that they don't have much to do.

The average length of their flaccid penises was 3.33 inches, which compared favorably with similar studies on other men overseas.

Germans have average lengths of about 3.4 inches, Israelis 3.27 inches, Turks 3.07 inches and Filippinos 2.89 inches. Italians were the longest at 3.54 inches, and Americans averaged 3.46 inches.

Well.. the thing is that Chinese penises don't really increase in size when they're erect. But who the fuck cares? The size of your penis matters only when you're buying condoms or if the person you're having sex with laughs at your little soldier and then you need to go out and buy some yohimbe bark.

The only thing they're doing is reinforcing the old wives' tale that bigger penises are better.

Behold, the Adsense Notifier Firefox extension lets you know about the 10 cents you earned yesterday. You can configure it to display impressions, CTR, number of clicks, CPM, earnings, etc.

[See previous article, "Google Adsense Sucks, and You Know It!"]

Some thoughts for the new pope, Benedict 16.

Fuck it all! Let the Roman Catholic Church die with the British monarchy. They're both sad and pathetic institutions that are well past their prime and approaching supreme irrelevancy.

Why are there more gays in a chuch than in your company's IT department, yet they preach about how sinful it is to dance horizontally with one of the same sex? They need to embrace all that shit and come up with a new marketing plan. If it weren't for their superior brainwashing skills, they'd have died out a long time ago.

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Currently they have The Simpsons, Family Guy, Futurama, The Venture Brothers, Clerks, Looney Toons, King Of The Hill, Ren & Stimpy, with Tom & Jerry, Flintstones, Jetsons, and more coming.

Here's part of their legal notice:

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Some recent sexed-up AOL Music Adwords ads on Google.

Lindsay Lohan
Holy Lohan!
Video of awards slip

Britney Spears
Britney is pregnant?
pics of Britney from hotel window

Christina Aguilera
Check out the Christina shots
taking dirty to a whole new level

Jennifer Lopez
Check out JLo?s husband before her
J Lo behind the scenes footage ex

Britney has been naughty?
Who?s naughtier? Paris or Britney?
See Britneys hot videos here.

All "attractive" women to Joe Sixpack, except for Britney who was never that attractive anyway and is currently in the process of gaining several pounds here and there and looking rather pale. Her gangsta-wannabe wigga doesn't seem to mind, as he's rolling in the dough now. They're starting her own Buddha Family, marrying wannabe cool with the lord and saffron Jesus.

Rutgers University, and also the Ethics and Public Policy Center did some studies about cell phone usage and found that a lot of persons are just faking it.

Someone who's late for work may enter the office talking to "an important client" to cover her tardiness. Others pretend they get a call when they don't want to talk to someone who's standing right in front of them. Not surprisingly, some of those big deals you hear people negotiate on the phone are just done to impress those within earshot. Men will pretend to be on a call as they walk over to hit on a woman. Women will pretend to be on a call to avoid getting hit

It doesn't mention all of those poseurs who like to walk down the street or wait somewhere, look around at others, and pretend that they're doing something with their phone or even making phone calls.

These are people that use their home phone perhaps 2-3 times a day. But when they go outside, all of a sudden they have 15-20 important calls to make. These are the same people that take about 2 years to answer their phone in public (whose ring volume just happens to be on MAX). They want everyone to hear their ringtone and know that, yes, they, too have a cell phone.

The other day I saw a bum do just this. I wasn't surprised that the bum had a cell phone (an increasing phenomena) but by his exibiting that he had several important calls to make. Who the fuck wants to talk to a bum?

I guess if they'd accept a few minutes of face-gaining in lieu of their 15 minutes of fame.

This is no different than the loud heels that some women want to wear. "Look at me.. I'm coming down the hallway/street and I want everyone to see"

We try to hard to find ways to feel like we exist when, most likely, we do not exist at all. Absolution is such a terrifying concept because being a part of everything else does not provide us with a sense of identity and, thus, existence.